A Nob-full of Numpties

And we're back! After a brief absence we have returned! Understanding Uncles here to help you. Slightly controversial this week, a woman being used by a man, a man who has fallen into the evil grips of racism and an email that is quite clearly a scam. If you have a question or want to support our "Racism is for Numpties" campaign email us at understanding.uncles@gmail.com

q) dear uncles, i have a problem that i think only you can help me with, i fin
d myself having negative rascist thoughts sometimes even hateful thoughts towards people of the jewish persuasion, i dont understand it, im usually a very loving person and have no problems with people of other religious views, what can i do? please help me its getting very serious i find my self making nasty underhanded comments to co-workers and im starting to see where mel gibson is coming from. yours thankfully Ade .H

Ade it can be easy in this modern world to be suckered into the petty world of racism but it’s important that us moral upstanding citizens take a stand. Racism is for NUMPTIES. Inspired by your letter we here at Understanding Uncles have decided to start our campaign against racism across the world. Join our cause! RACISM IS FOR NUMPTIES!

People of different ethnic background to yourself are just the same, we’re all equal. What does skin colour matter? Nothing, that’s what. At Understanding Uncles our team is made up of people from all walks of life and all skin colours. We can’t solve your own individual issue here but believe us, in our world there’s no need for racism, seek professional help and while your at it try and help others see that, deep down, we’re all the same.

Racism, is for numpties. Join the Facebook Group!

q) Oi, “uncles”. You always get questions from men so how about one from a girl. What the eff is wrong with you boys. I’ve been seeing this guy and he tells me he likes me and often sleeps with me but won’t go out with me? What’s he thinking? Why’s he being a knob? Jen

To be frank, darling, your being used. Dump this time waster – you deserve better! He gives all us good guys a bad name. Why not consult our adverts on the side for help finding Mr. Right. Things to look out for? Someone who is willing to take it slow. This guy you’re with wants one thing and that’s sex. Ditch him.

q) Dear sir/mrs.
I am Mrs Aminata Sheriff an Iraqi Woman, We are a family of three, My husband and one of my sister are dead in the city as a result of the cold war going on in my country. Before the death of my husband , he deposited huge amount of money with a Bank in Burkina Faso where he had wanted us to go and live till the war is over.

Now that my husband is dead ,I need a business partner who can help me to claim and use the fund he deposited in Africa for business purposes any where . I will like you to keep this proposal as a top secret because of the fear that I might be killed if my Government happens to know about this , based on the reason that my late husband was among the Government officials in Iraq. I am away from the city where there no
electricity and telephone communication ,you can only reach me through E-mail.aminata_sher@myway.com

I will be expecting to receive your positive response to my proposal Thanks for your anticipated help

Mrs Aminata Sheriff.

Hey there, “Aminata” if that is your real name. Understanding Uncles understand your plight but are unable to help or participate in your MASSIVE SCAM. Sod off.

That's all for this week. Join us next week, this time without delay, for another batch of your questions. Got a problem? Don't worry, we understand. Understanding Uncles.



Angus & Kev